Looking for some quotes/ puns to do with candle, matches but most of all a lighter. Was thinking of having a box of matches race a lighter to light a candle for a stop motion animation and wanted them saying a few things like "You're no match for me" or something like that.

Was gonna start a candle alone in the dark sad and ten saying something - then goes to a match and a lighter and them sayig something, then them racing to the candle and then the lighter lighting the candle and one of them saying something. Can you give me some ideas??